kubotits:

metal-guru:

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a horse

i identify as a horse and this offends me

i identify as offends and this horses me

I offend horses, identify me.

i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

#welcome to tumblr

(Source: egberts, via royalsourwolf)

Tick, tock. This is a clock.

(Source: kurtniss, via tieknots)

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

(Source: aaronpauled, via haw-gale-thorne)

(Source: everything-i-always-wanted, via breadiscatchingfire)

loooooooooooooooooki:

THE FACT THAT 50 SHADES OF GREY IS ACTUALLY BECOMING A FUCKING MOVIE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT I MEAN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT LITERARY TRASH IS GETTING A MOVIE AND IT’S THE FASTEST SELLING PAPERBACK OF ALL TIME I’MG ONNA

(via wgrahm)

f33ny:

why do people always ask celebrities to come to brazil seriously what’s going on in brazil why do they need all these celebrities

i’m suspicious 

(Source: mickeymouskovich, via ladyqueenscove)

You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.

(Source: 01012012, via ladyqueenscove)

say my name,

and every color illuminates.

(Source: missfrozenyogurt, via tullies)

ofsubsurface:

ha.